The rise of the computer has produced remarkable bloopers and historical statements. But who said what and who made the clumsy mistake?

John Vanderaart

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Quiz 1 2
Which politician knew – about 20 years ago –
not sure how to move a computer mouse?

A: Jan-Peter Balkenende
B: Wim Kok
C: Hans Wiegel

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Quiz 2 2

Whose quote is this:
“The computer was born to solve problems
that did not exist before.”

A: Bill Gates
B: Steve Jobs
C: Sir Clive Sinclair

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Quiz 3 2
In 2012 with the iOS 6 update, Apple
– with the necessary consequences – one’s own
map platform
to use.
Which mapping platform did Apple use?
– successful – earlier?

A: TomTom
B: Garmin
C: Google

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Quiz 4 2


Whose quote is this:
“Computers are like gods from the Old Testament:
“lots of rules and no mercy.”

A: Billy Graham
B: Donald Trump
C: Joseph Campbell

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Quiz 5 2


In which comedy series does the always
No-saying computer plays an important role?

A: Monty Python’s Flying Circus
B: The Young Ones
C: Little Britain

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Quiz 6 2


Whose quote is this:
“Computer viruses are an urban legend.”

A: John McAfee
B: Peter Norton
C: Linus Torvalds

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Quiz 7 2

We are also familiar with the year 2000 problem
as the Millennium Bug or the Y2K Problem.
In which year do we expect such a problem?
again?

A: 2028
B: 2038
C: 2048

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Quiz 8 2

Whose quote is this:
“In two years, spam will be solved.”

A: Mark Zuckerberg
B: Bill Gates
C: Larry Page

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Quiz 9 2

During the presentation of the then
not even such a new plug & play mechanism anymore
the operating system crashed.
Which operating system

A: From 1924 to 1946
B: From 1930 to 1952
C: From 1936 to 1958

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Quiz 10 2


Whose quote is it: “I consider the brain as
a computer that stops working when the
parts of it fail. There is no heaven
or afterlife for broken computers; that’s a
fairy tale for people who are afraid of the dark.”

A: Niels Bohr
B: Albert Einstein
C: Stephen Hawking

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Quiz 11 2


What is the most common computer error?

A: The Runtime Error
B: The Syntax Error
C: The Resource Error

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Quiz 12 2

Whose quote is this:
“The virus problem is temporary
and will be resolved in two years.”

A: John McAfee
B: Peter Norton
C: Marc Rutte

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Quiz 13 2


What’s the biggest computer mistake you can make?

A: Install all Windows updates blindly
B: Do not use a virus scanner
C: Not backing up your personal data

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Quiz 14 2

Whose quote is this:
“The Internet? We’re not interested in it.”

A: Bill Gates
B: Larry Ellison
C: Elon Musk

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Quiz 15 2

Which widely advertised social network is
it never happened right from the start?

A: iTunes Ping
B: Google+
C: Microsoft Viva Engage

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Quiz 16 2


Whose quote is this:

“Microsoft is not bad, they make
just really crappy operating systems.”

A: Steve Wozniak
B: Jack Tramiel
C: Linus Torvalds

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Quiz 17 2

Which of the three below
Windows versions proved to be the best
to be the worst?

A: Windows XP
B: Windows Vista
C: Windows 7

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Quiz 18 2

Whose quote is this:
“A good programmer is someone
who always looks both ways first
before crossing a one-way street.”

A: Alan Turing
B: Doug Linder
C: Guido van Rossum


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