The 40 funniest questions for the Dutch Siri

Siri speaks Dutch, and the personal assistant also appears to have a good sense of humor. These are the 40 questions to which the Dutch Siri has a funny answer. There are also funny Siri answers about Pokémon GO, Game of Thrones and Star Wars.

Funny Siri replies

You can use Siri as a personal assistant to help if you want to call someone or dictate a text message, but it is also fun to ask him or her funny things. To use Siri, press and hold the lock button. If you have an iPhone or iPad with a home button, hold it down on the iPhone or iPad. Or you say ‘Hey Siri’ on the Apple Watch, latest iPhones and Macs.

Also read: Typing questions to Siri instead of speaking: that’s how it works

1. Siri plays Super Mario Run

Apple’s digital assistant is also familiar with the most famous plumber in the world. Since the arrival of Super Mario Run, Siri has all kinds of answers when you ask her a question about Super Mario.
Ask: “It’s Mario time”.

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Siri has pets

Who says a virtual assistant can’t have pets? Siri has them, but they are all very strange animals …
Ask: “Siri, do you have any pets?”

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Siri tells a story

Siri has a long history, and while the assistant doesn’t like to talk about himself, he does want to share it with you. Try this question several times to hear something different each time.
Ask: “Tell a story”.

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4. Siri and the meaning of life

You may wonder what we do it all for. “What is the meaning of life?” Siri doesn’t really know what to do with it, but it provides nice answers.
Ask: “What is the meaning of life?”

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Siri and getting married

“Siri, will you marry me?” We can be brief about that: Siri does not want that. But the assistant has several answers to get around the bush and dismiss you in a friendly way.
Ask: “Siri, will you marry me?”

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Siri and the End of the World

Does Siri know anything about doomsday scenario? You can ask the personal assistant, “When is the end of the world?” and that produces hilarious and sometimes somewhat disturbing answers.
Ask: “When is the end of the world?”

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7. Why Siri exists

Apple has its reasons why Siri needed to be made. Siri is happy to explain it to you if you ask: Ask: “Why did Apple make you?”

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8. Siri is a Star Wars fan

Star Wars is still extremely popular, and Siri is also sensitive to this science fiction series. Siri responds to comments that you are his father, and he is also known with ‘May the Force be with you’.
Ask: “May the strength be with you” and “I am your father”

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9. What is Siri doing?

Siri is busy with it. If the assistant is not helping you, there still appear to be plenty of things to do. Just ask.
Ask: “What are you doing?” and “What are you doing?”

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10. Siri can beatbox

If you want to get Siri out of his plate, all you have to do is ask if he can beatbox. Then you get to hear a beatbox session for a few seconds that Siri can go on forever, so to speak.
Ask: “Can you beatbox?”

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Siri rolls a die

If you don’t have a dice in your pocket, you can always roll a virtual one with the help of Siri. You always get a result between one and six, in no particular order.
Ask: “Roll a die”

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12. Siri knows Pokémon GO

The enormous hype surrounding Pokémon GO has not gone unnoticed by Siri either. Ask the question “What do you think about Pokémon GO?” and you will get lots of funny answers related to the game.
Ask: “What do you think about Pokémon GO?”

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13. Siri gives dress-up tips for Halloween

Have no idea which scary costume to wear for Halloween? Ask Siri! The assistant has a whole series of answers ready to recommend a suitable costume to you as an iPhone user. Ask: “What am I supposed to be for Halloween?”

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Siri is good at math

Siri is also very useful for solving math problems. If you ask Siri to divide zero by zero, you’ll get a witty answer. A story about cookies and friends allows you to guess the outcome: right, nothing.
Ask: “What’s 0 divided by 0?”

More funny questions and comments for Siri

  • 15. I love you
  • 16. I’m drunk
  • 17. What’s the best phone?
  • 18. Repeat me
  • 19. Heads or tails?
  • 20. Does Sinterklaas exist?
  • 21. What are you wearing now?
  • 22. Sing a song
  • 23. Test 1, 2, 3
  • 24. What does Siri mean?
  • 25. Who is your father? Who is your mother?
  • 26. How do I look today?
  • 27. Why do chickens cross the road?
  • 28. Which is better, Windows or Mac?
  • 29. I am naked
  • 30. Guess what?
  • 31. Can you stop that?
  • 32. What is your favorite music?
  • 33. Can you read thoughts?
  • 34. What is the best watch?
  • 35. Which is better, Mac or Windows?
  • 36. How do I look today?
  • 37. Can you rap too?
  • 38. Do you have a Facebook account?
  • 39. What do you think of Game of Thrones?
  • 40. What do you think of Tim Cook?

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